Small Dogs: Yes
I must say, I look rather splendid in my fencing attire. NBC was looking for a slim, elegant male for the role of Zorro. Right up my alley. I applied. I told them, my name is Zorro. I’m a slim, elegant male and I want the job. The casting director rolled his eyes, puffed on his cigar, and then burst out laughing. I was outraged. I had to protect my reputation. I donned my fencing attire, assumed the position and called him out – On Guard! The cigar dropped from his lips and his eyes bulged as he stood up and faced me. Presumably, he’d never seen a greyhound sporting the attire, standing on two back legs and, using one front paw, splicing the air with a blade. I did look magnificent even if I say so myself. The casting director passed out. The ambulance was called. I was ushered out of the studio with a promise that they would call me for lunch. YEA – heard that one before.